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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Try reasoning with her and she will probably bite your head off. try to find out what you did wrong and your day is goin to be one intense interrogation. her eyes will say to u" you dont know what u did wrong?", you try ur best to look calm and composed but ur reaction is that of being puzzled and scared both at the same time and ur not quite able to pull it off (dont fret, no one can pull it off), you have a staring contest with the floor and lose, and when u finally do gather the courage to look up and say "umm, idunno" her fiery gaze burns holes in ur head and u drop dead immediately.
this particular species has no logic, no reasoning ability definately no sense of humour, and they can smell fear. so i'd advise "dont lose ur compusure" (not immediately anyway), they also happen to be easily confused so try using long words like, "weather" and "football", try repeating things over and over again, and if that doesn work try saying things slowly till she understands your point of view, distract her with shiney objects, use stick diagrams if u think that would help.
from what ive herd the sillier the issue the more likely it is that ur goin to be in for a wasted day of barking.
dont take my advice, no one ever does, but id say, jus ignore her for a while, shel be back, and when she come, jus scratch her behind the ears, and pat her tummy like she likes it and things will be fine, if that doesn work im sure that extra helping of a bowl of milk and a cuddle surely will, silly bitch :P
this particular species has no logic, no reasoning ability definately no sense of humour, and they can smell fear. so i'd advise "dont lose ur compusure" (not immediately anyway), they also happen to be easily confused so try using long words like, "weather" and "football", try repeating things over and over again, and if that doesn work try saying things slowly till she understands your point of view, distract her with shiney objects, use stick diagrams if u think that would help.
from what ive herd the sillier the issue the more likely it is that ur goin to be in for a wasted day of barking.
dont take my advice, no one ever does, but id say, jus ignore her for a while, shel be back, and when she come, jus scratch her behind the ears, and pat her tummy like she likes it and things will be fine, if that doesn work im sure that extra helping of a bowl of milk and a cuddle surely will, silly bitch :P
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