mostly me

I recently had a conversation with a friend of mine mid slumber about how long they would survive a zombie apocalypse. Her reply, "either forever or not at all. My slow moving body and lack of brains would make them think I was one of them. So they wouldn't bother me. Or they would chew me up, and I would turn into one of them. Either way not too worried." I may seem like im physically fit (yes I kid from now to then), but im not. I wouldnt last a minute. Especially if they were the world war Z type/ I am Legend zombies. Those muthas were fast as hell. Maybe the zombies from Zombie Land I would survive a coupla weeks. So I have decided to buy a big SUV. Add some extra protection to it. Cover it up with weapons. You may call me crazy now, but a few years down the line when the shit hits the fan remember there are only probably 4 seats in my car. *(the rest of the space is going to be taken over by weapons obviously). Also, I cant be a hero. I dont want to be one. ...