mostly me

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Try reasoning with her and she will probably bite your head off. try to find out what you did wrong and your day is goin to be one intense interrogation. her eyes will say to u" you dont know what u did wrong?", you try ur best to look calm and composed but ur reaction is that of being puzzled and scared both at the same time and ur not quite able to pull it off (dont fret, no one can pull it off), you have a staring contest with the floor and lose, and when u finally do gather the courage to look up and say "umm, idunno" her fiery gaze burns holes in ur head and u drop dead immediately. this particular species has no logic, no reasoning ability definately no sense of humour, and they can smell fear. so i'd advise "dont lose ur compusure" (not immediately anyway), they also happen to be easily confused so try using long words like, "weather" and "football", try repeating things over and over a...

there come times in my life when im sitting jus minding my own business having this totally irrelevant conversation with some one who is even more irrelevant and suddenly outta the blue, totally unexpectedly i have a deja vu!!! moment( i know th !! dont need to be there but the word somehow seemed incomplete without em), im a little shaken, im a little stirred, and im a lot bit irritated. did this really happen in the past? have i lived an exactly similar moment as this? or did i dream that this wud happen and now tht th incident occured did the dream suddenly come from the most outer reaches of my sub conscious to hit me smack on the forehead to say,"yup, i told u so" the worst part is that the conversations and the actions and the reactions are so arbrtitary that they wouldn seem extra ordinary except for the annoying voice in my head screamin to me "deja vu!! deja vu!!" but then i reason to myself, if someone as ordinary as myself who happens to live the same mon...

Shud u not be happy that people like me exist?? me and people like me are the reasons that relationships get stronger. it may be that people like me are the reason that u sometimes lose sleep at night (or during class hours if ur studying in sbs). you worry that i might steal her away from you. but rest that pretty little head of urs and dont strain that mind muscle( lest u shall actually have a thought worth thinkin over), too much. you do not know of my intentions, and rest be assured you lose sleep over nothing. have you ever herd of the phrase "the chase is sweeter than the kill??" its something i swear by, nay!!! i live by it. ive never wanted to win, i only want to run, and during the course of the race, if i do win the bronze medal, or maybe even the silver my heart is content. but do you not realize that if i come in third or fourth or second it makes ur victory so much sweeter. the guilt involved will make her love you so much more. she will be burdened by it and sta...