my bebe!!!


this is my girlfriend, was my girlfriend, is/was.. hold on il call and find out, shit her phones busy, probably talking to her mom and discussing her future, we have/had been together for 5 years now, almost, imma get rid of the confusion and assume for the time being tht we are together.


things i hate about her

1) shes way too freakin serious, bout everything, "omg jay thrs no milk in th house, what r we goin to do, shit this ruins everything, my futures doomed" (not a real conversation but u can imagine a real conversation,it goes on similar lines)


2) shes not fun when shes with me but when shes not with me all she seems to want to do is have fun, apparently thigns change when ur in a relationship, and ur not allowed to be the same person when ur in a relationship and when ur not. Y NOT??? :(


3) her mom :P need i say more, il leave it at this for now.


4) she unneccasarily cares for losers, its a (wats th word im lookin for?? like she repeats it every year, well imma jus call it loser syndrome for now but some1 gimme th word m lookin for) kind of syndrome she has, shel pick a loser, feel for him (unnecessarily) and then il hate her, shel hate me, and then il hv to make my presence felt till she gives up, move on to the next loser..


love u baby..!!!! :P


i don wana say more coz i cant think of anything rite now, but shit thrs lots...but shes not all bad..


things i love bout her

1)her, i love her, i do truly, i want to be with her, ive been with her for so long i cant omagine being withsome1 else, no girl seems to fit the bill now, no1s pretty enuf, or cute enuf, or smart enuf, or funny enuf, no1s th right shape, no1s the right colour, no1 makes me feel the way she does, and i dont think any1 will, i dont know how to treat her the way she deserves to be treated, thts jus my bad, m missing th very important gene,(yeah blame it on the genes :P )


2) her food, yummy....man i love her food, i think shes the 2nd best cook in the world, (2nd only to my mom ofcourse stupid) i love everything she coks, i hate veggies except when she makes thm, i wont sit nxt to some1 eatin cauliflower let alone eat it, but when she makes it, gdamn i be lickin my fingers, dal dhokli, khichdi(sabudana) , pretty much everything she makes...oh man...i love her cooking, i love cooking with her, i love fooling around in the kitchen pretending to be doing something important while she cooks...love it love it love it...


3) love when she tries to explain things to me, especially our relationship, (whatever is left of it), when shes being funny bout things, which is not often, when she makes those silly faces, love it when shes annoyed at me but bursts out laughing when she sees my face,lol(how can she not have u seen me??) love the way she holds on to my shirt sleeve when were walking, (dont think ive ever told her tht, mayb i shud), (but i do hate the way she pretends nothing is wrong when something definately is)
again thrs so much more i love bout her but all tht is rated r and not for u...yes u...u know who u r...
my dumb bonkuli.

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