Greeting from the dumpster guy!!! part 1

Im possesive. I hate sharing things. My things. Especially my toothbrush. I haven shared it since i was 6, i haven changed it since it since i was 6 either. sure a few bristles are missing here and there, it doesn give me a good brushed feeling, but wat the hell, its my toothbrush, i do with it wat i please. My teeth are rotting and i have extremely bad breath. The neighbours moved cause they couldn stand the smell. I haven showered in over a year either. Doing my part to save Mother Earth. Im 27 years old and looking to get married now. My ideal match would be...FEMALE. I cant be picky afterall. Beggars cant be choosers can they. Did i also mention im dirt poor. I practically live in a dumpser. Well next to one anyway. But its just outside a real plush housing society. Why just last last week i found a fully functional I-POD while i was rummaging around for food. Can u believe imagine that? But what would i do with it so i listened to a few songs till the battery died out and continued the food hunt. It was a good day that. Got a lil leftover pasta. Love italian food, when i can find it. Two donuts and a half a mcdonald coke. Meal fit for a king.. yum yum!!!

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